Anagrams
For those of you who don't know, an anagram is a word or sentence that is made by rearranging the letters in a word.  Such as DAD could be ADD etc.  Here's a few funny ones.

- Dormitory:  Dirty Room
- Desperation : A Rope Ends It
- The Morse Code: Here Come Dots
- Slot Machines: Cash Lost in 'em
- Animosity: Is No Amity
- Mother-in-law:  Woman Hitler
- Snooze Alarms:  Alas! No More Z's
- Alec Guinness: Genuine Class
- Semolina:  Is No Meal
- The Public Art Galleries: Large Picture Halls, I Bet
- A Decimal Point:  I'm a Dot in Place
- Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one
- Contradiction: Accord not in it
From Shakespeare's Hamlet:
     To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler
     in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Becomes:
     In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
     Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
Politicians:
- George Herbert Walker Bush: Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
- George Bush: He bugs Gore
- Ronald Reagan: A darn long era
- Margaret Thatcher: That great charmer
And the grand finale:
     "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
     (Neil A. Armstrong)
Becomes:
     A thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon!
     On to Mars!
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