| Things we'd never know without the movies |
| - It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. |
| - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. |
| - If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. |
| - Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. |
| - It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. |
| - When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. |
| - No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. |
| - Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. |
| - When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. |
| - You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. |
| - Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. |
| - An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child. |
| - Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. |